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Mini Cherry Cupcake Pies! (recipe/tutorial)
- actually you can make the filling in fruit flavor u want!
“The Runaway Robot” by Lester Del Rey, Illustrated by Wayne Blickenstaff
Scholastic (July 1985)
he looks happy…
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If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
forever reblog
this is like mindporn
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Ignition
Tick tock. Tick tock.
Tick tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick,Tick,Tick…
The hand count down the hours and minutes until it begins.
Hands clinging tight to sheets. Searching. Searching for some kind of comfort.
A moment of calm is all it takes. A brief glimpse and it will be done.
The rising and falling of each breath.
Focus.
Focus, now.
Slamming down against the coolness.
Soon now.
Soon it will begin. Soon it will end.
Tick,
tock.
Tick tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Then it never comes.
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